This is a picture of me shortly after birth. I think babies are a little ugly and that includes me.
Here I am posing for one of those delightful K-Mart photos we all had from our childhood. You can see that I already had my handsome good looks by the time I was four.

The early days of crime in the Zouras family. Actually, this was taken at an long forgotten amusement park called "Old Chicago".  If you want to learn more about Old Chicago, check out Lisa's Web World or the Negative-G site for a trip down memory lane.

School picture. I believe I was about 11 years old in this one.
I loved riding my "quad". It was also how I first got a record. The local law didn't think that people should ride these on the road. What a joke, we lived in the middle of nowhere, aka Glennie, MI.

In a common rite of passage, I got really, really drunk just before I went to college. I was 18 and needed to learn my alcohol tolerance. This was taken by my old buddy, Scott Proctor.

I was reading the articles...honest! Notice the classy end table made out of crates.

To see what else I did with the couch, click here.

My first job out of college was with ComEd. This is me looking professional in my cubicle. If you look close, you will notice a picture of Kelly on the desk.
An attempt at some artsy photography, trying to capture the feeling after a hard day at work.

Christmas '96 (I think) at my mom's house in Florida. My sister and I decorated all of the cookies. If you look closely, you might notice that they are not very traditional.

Kelly took this goofy closeup of me. I guess I like it or I wouldn't have it here.
This is the first picture of me with a goatee. I originally grew it as a joke for a Halloween '99 costume. A few compliments and the fact that I didn't mind it, convinced me to keep it.